The 75th Cannes Film Festival kicked off with a thud, and the culprit is the opening-night film, 'The Electric Kiss'. This movie is a prime example of how a festival opener should not be. While one might expect a grand spectacle or a critically acclaimed masterpiece, Cannes chose a film that is, in my opinion, a disappointment. The movie is a romantic triangle set in 1920s Paris, following a desperate carnival performer, a famous painter, and the woman he loved from the past. The director, Pierre Salvadori, aims for a confection with soul, but the result is a stultifying and overcalculated affair. The film starts as a farce of illusion, but it quickly grows complicated and loses its charm. The plot is hinged on the idea that the great artist is gullible, which makes him uninteresting. The cinematography is overly lush, and the movie feels like it was shot through a filter of rosé. The real interest lies in the relationships between the two women and Antoine, but the movie fumbles the chance to do something arresting with this seminal period in art. The movie wants to be a romp and a deadly serious movie, but it ends up satisfying virtually no one. Personally, I think the choice of 'The Electric Kiss' as the opening-night film is a missed opportunity. The festival could have chosen a film that was more inviting and satisfying. What makes this particularly fascinating is the contrast between the festival's high expectations and the reality of the opening-night film. The movie is so overcalculated and stuffy that it raises a deeper question about the purpose of a festival opener. If you take a step back and think about it, the choice of 'The Electric Kiss' suggests that the festival wanted to set a low bar for the rest of the films. This raises a deeper question about the quality of the films selected for Cannes. A detail that I find especially interesting is the contrast between the festival's high-profile guests and the low-quality films. The festival is known for its glamour and prestige, but the opening-night film is a reminder that the quality of the films is not always up to par. What this really suggests is that the festival needs to reevaluate its selection process. The choice of 'The Electric Kiss' is a missed opportunity for the festival to showcase a film that is both entertaining and thought-provoking. In my opinion, the festival should have chosen a film that was more in line with the high standards it sets for itself. Personally, I think the festival should have chosen a film that was more inviting and satisfying. This raises a deeper question about the role of a film festival in promoting high-quality cinema.